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Dixons – the last place you want to go September 28, 2009

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Ah, so very true…

To walk or not to walk September 26, 2009

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What do you do when you need to get someplace that’s within walking distance, say, the coffee machine, but you just haven’t got the energy or the effort to walk? You hitch up your skirts and jump lightly onto Honda’s U3-X motorized unicycle.

Sure ya do.

Look, let’s not beat around the bush here. Any new mode of transport has got to do a heck of a lot more than what these two dangly things have done for the past few million years. I want something to replace my car. Something to zip me into town and back without breaking a sweat or getting caught in the standing traffic that plagues everywhere in Britain within spitting distance of the M25. Something that won’t get criminalized off the streets and require licensing, a number plate, and cheap car insuuuurance.

So yet more fodder for the youtube archives then. Ah well, at least we can look forward to the first U3-X faceplant.

Post Offices talk national strikes September 23, 2009

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National strikes? All I can say is good, by all means hasten your miserable end. In a year’s time you’ll all be gone, replaced with something more efficient, effective, and most assuredly not in the grip of unions who would all be extremely happy if we had never left 1970.

I’m sick and tired of this being an issue. Everyone, use DHL, use Fedex, use anything else where you can be reasonably sure your post is actually going to arrive this year. Leave the Post Office to die in a smoldering heap along with the unions; they both deserve nothing more, and it is long overdue.

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